I’m going to start out by saying you shouldn’t do this. It was a bad idea, influenced by beer and severe bordem, that shouldn’t be repeated unless you desire punishment. Or maybe some excitment.
My roommates and I had a habit of trying to find the worst possible youtube videos, and one day we stumbled upon real-time screen cap videos of people playing Microsoft Train Simulator. With no added sound. Why would anyone want to watch this crap? Oooo cool, he pulled into the side track to let the freight train go by… for 5 minutes. This deserved its own drink:
1 part Kahluha for the track
1 part Vodka for the fuel
1 part chocolate whey protein body-building powder for the gravel
Shake over ice, drink immediately before it congeals/settles/turns.
Imagine taking shots of sickly sweet chocolate sand, and you’ll understand why you should/should not do this. Toot Toot.
Posted in Adult Beverages, Discussion
Tagged body building, bordem, bored, chocolate, College, drinking games, kahluha, microsoft, microsoft train simulator, novelty shots, sand, shot, shots, train, trains, videogames, vodka, whey powder, youtube, youtubes
SUNY is like a giant squid stretching its arms across the towns and cities of New York, touching each of them with the infectious ink of college life. My favorite SUNY to visit is SUNY New Paltz, because it has a beautiful surrounding town that manages to be both artsy and truly local in ways which are, unfortunately, difficult to find around Ramapo.
Climb some apple trees after the break…
Posted in Beer, Full Reviews
Tagged apples, Beer, College, college town, gear, gilded, hippies, hot wings, microbrew, new paltxz, new paltz, otter, ramapo, ramapo news, rock climbing, the gilded otter
Lots of college students and young people living on their own eat like crap. Just own up to it, no excuses. Some people are pretty empty pocketed at this stage in their life, which is understandable, but no one can stay healthy on ramen and tap water. I like to budget thinking that some of my monies destine to entertain myself get added into food. I kinda find some zen in cooking for myself, and get healthy and tastey results. Well… at least vegetables and identifiable protein sources are involved kinda healthy.
If you were never taught how to cook at home, it might seem like a high mountain to climb. But you can always start with a basic cookbook, and just start making things that sound good to your tummy. Here is a great list of cook book recomendations from the NYTimes (free to sign up for if it prompts you for a log in). Steal/beg/borrow from the library, scrimp and save, just please for all that is tasty avoid eating ramen more than twice a week.
Posted in Cooking for College Kids, Discussion
Tagged broke, cheap, College, cookbook, cooking, healthy, novice, NY Times, ramen, ramen noodles, recipes
As mentioned earlier, I’m a recent college grad. This lends itself to going to grad parties. Grad parties lend themselves to a few late night drinks. And a few late night drinks leads to sleeping on the floor and waking up sore, confused, and with a stomach that hates you.
Like most the best things in the USA, the solution comes in automobile form (more or less). The solution after the jump.
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Tagged alcohol, cheesesteak, College, drinking, fat, Fat Darrell, Food Commentary, graduation, grease trucks, gyro, hangover, hoagie, hungover, party, roach coach, Rutgers, sandwhich, sandwich, sub, trucks
Today I wrapped up my last assignment of my Senior year in college, a photo essay about NJ Senate Republican candidate Murray Sabrin. The essay will be posted shortly on my portfolio site, www.jameshoude.com As always, fell free to contact me about jobs, freelancing, or if you’re passing out free food or money. All aspiring journalists need those things. Just as statistically, most journalists need a drink. Classy review after the jump.
Look at the thick clingy legs on that one
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Tagged beverage, booze, cider, cigar, cigars, classy, College, food porn, graduation, james houde, journalism, journalist, Murray Sabrin, photojournalism, port, port wine, victory, Warwick, Warwick Valley, Warwick Valley Winery, wine
This article appeared in the 3/08/08 issue of The Ramapo News!
By Jess Dutschmann and James Houde, Staff Writers
James: Reading a popular local food blog the other day, I for some reason decided we should check out Malee Thai in Ridgewood. Before this, I knew nothing of Thai food other than an ill fated attempt by a roommate at westernized Pad Thai involving peanut butter. So I did what any college kid would do, I took a crash course in culture at Wikipedia University. I learned that Thai cuisine focuses on harmony of flavor to dishes, makes heavy use of fresh herbs unfamiliar to the west, and that the leader of the Thai junta claimed that the insurgency in his country is being financed by restaurants in Malaysia selling Tom Yam Kung soup. Sometimes I don’t trust the internet.
Posted in Food and Products, Full Reviews
Tagged beautiful, College, date, Dates, decor, Drunken Fried Rice, good service, interiors, Malee, Review, Spring Roll, Thai, thai food, Thai Iced Tea
This review originally appeared in the Ramapo News, March 20 2008
Jess: Poor college kids. Half price sushi, what could go wrong? A lot could go wrong. Things you couldn’t imagine could go wrong. The things I’ve seen gone wrong with raw fish. At East Tokyo Hibachi and Sushi’s half price sushi night nothing actually went wrong. It was all delicious, cheap, nutritious, and—dare I say—fun? Every Thursday at East Tokyo, there is a special menu of selected half priced rolls and sushi.
Posted in Discussion, Food and Products, Full Reviews, Weird Food News
Tagged cheap, College, Food, funny, half price, hand roll, interior, japanese, sashimi, sushi, waiter, Weird Food News