Name Equals Jess: yo the island is traveling through time now
Name Equals Jess: cause someone turned a big wheel
Name Equals Jess: inside the core of the island
Name Equals Jess: everyone is getting nose bleeds
damar86: there was a movie with ashton kutcher like that
Name Equals Jess: the nose bleeds?
damar86: yeah, and the island
damar86: no not really
Name Equals Jess: no were you talking about the butterfly effect
damar86: yes but i didn’t have the effort to keep going
Name Equals Jess: so they have single packs of pop tarts now
damar86: what took them so long really
Name Equals Jess: like, the actual serving
Name Equals Jess: which is good cause it makes me feel a lot o less guilty
damar86: come to think of it, i never really felt up to eating 2 poptarts anyway
Name Equals Jess: i feel good about this change
So, what’s on the plate for our new president’s lunch? A host of game birds, hot dogs for the little ones (am I the only one who sees Biden sneaking a dog?) , and a massive sigh of relief for all that are involved, including of course the caterers:
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Tagged bush, catering, Food, hot dogs, inauguration, kids, malia, meals, obama, politics, pressure, sasha, security
Having not cooked in a while, I ended up reading an article in the New York Times that really made my mouth water. It was about roasted broccoli with shrimp. Having roasted cauliflower before, I knew what roasting did to veggies: brought out their warm, sweet flavors. Doing this with broccoli and adding the needed protein of shrimp made for a really, really quick meal:
Garbage plate in all its glory, with a side of fries and chili mac.
From our interweb traffic statistic pages, it seems like our Bourbon BBQ review is quite a popular read. The other week when my friends wanted to take a White Castle run, I convinced them what they really wanted instead was a pile of chared meat with pickled onions and hot sauce.
Bourbon is still holds all of its wood-panled, checkered table cloth, paper towels instead of napkins charm (as well as apparently adding free wi-fi for whatever reason), but the prices have seen a slight bump up. Understandable in an era of rising food prices and still keeps them within the range of cheap, good food. I paid 2-3 dollars more for the wonderful garbage plate then I did when the review was written last year, but just took more advantage of the free refills of RC cola to make up for it. Something about the sweet cola tang of RC cola that makes the spicy beef go down.
I’m going to start out by saying you shouldn’t do this. It was a bad idea, influenced by beer and severe bordem, that shouldn’t be repeated unless you desire punishment. Or maybe some excitment.
My roommates and I had a habit of trying to find the worst possible youtube videos, and one day we stumbled upon real-time screen cap videos of people playing Microsoft Train Simulator. With no added sound. Why would anyone want to watch this crap? Oooo cool, he pulled into the side track to let the freight train go by… for 5 minutes. This deserved its own drink:
1 part Kahluha for the track
1 part Vodka for the fuel
1 part chocolate whey protein body-building powder for the gravel
Shake over ice, drink immediately before it congeals/settles/turns.
Imagine taking shots of sickly sweet chocolate sand, and you’ll understand why you should/should not do this. Toot Toot.
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Tagged body building, bordem, bored, chocolate, College, drinking games, kahluha, microsoft, microsoft train simulator, novelty shots, sand, shot, shots, train, trains, videogames, vodka, whey powder, youtube, youtubes